y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
people with vaginas are fucking badass.
people with vaginas
what are they called again?
They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.
whoop there it is
Doing the do with you know who
The greatest mystery of all time solved…What Neville forget to remember in that scene.
All of this is important.
hiding from your responsibilities like
Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history
h2o, a2 + b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama
It’s weird when you read a headline like that and your first thought is like holy shit, even on death row, what kind of sick fuck would make that request but then you see the guys face and go oh right, yeah, that dude. sure.
I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.
I think this has to be the funniest thing ever.
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR FUCKING EIGHTY YEARS
frankly this is an absurd amount of notes and i like it
FUCK SOMEONE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN’T STOP CRYING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD
nicki minaj - anaconda ft spongebob crew
LMAO WHAT PEOPLE ARE REBLOGGING THIS WHyY
I was watching Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D the other night when my Dad pointed at Clark Gregg and said, “I knew him, I went to college with him.”
So after perusing my Dad’s old yearbook, we discovered this:
DEM PANTS THO.
Enjoy this little beauty tumblr friends.
that gif can never be used again because the pinnacle has been reached