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so let me get this straight:

mallorylrc:

sparklyelegance:

rawrgoesjerran:

double06:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

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people with vaginas are fucking badass.

people with vaginas 

what are they called again?

They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

whoop there it is


gaminginyourunderwear:

yaoiornah:

itsgeekyinhere:

Doing the do with you know who

The greatest mystery of all time solved…What Neville forget to remember in that scene.

All of this is important.



fruitcrocs:

hiding from your responsibilities like 

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furr:

catholicnun:

Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history

h2o, a2 + b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama 


morefunthanb4:

It’s weird when you read a headline like that and your first thought is like holy shit, even on death row, what kind of sick fuck would make that request but then you see the guys face and go oh right, yeah, that dude. sure.

Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?

muirin007:

themaskednegro:

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I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.


doucheclown:

I think this has to be the funniest thing ever.


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misha7collins:

jimmysnowvakk:

dajo42:

paplito1:

dajo42:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR FUCKING EIGHTY YEARS

frankly this is an absurd amount of notes and i like it

HOLY SHIT

FUCK SOMEONE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN’T STOP CRYING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD


Government: We want to keep pregnancy rates in young girls down!
Government: *Has terrible sex education for young girls*
Government: *Charges lots of money for birth control*
Government: *Charges lots of money for pregnancy tests*
Government: *Charges lots of money for plan b pills*
Government: *Is against abortion*

legalwifi:

nicki minaj - anaconda ft spongebob crew


consulting-mute-lunatic:

consulting-mute-lunatic:

Spoopernatural

LMAO WHAT PEOPLE ARE REBLOGGING THIS WHyY

Wait, Dad, you knew Agent Coulson?!

audreyii-fic:

udchibi:

I was watching Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D the other night when my Dad pointed at Clark Gregg and said, “I knew him, I went to college with him.”

Wait.

DAD.

WAT?!

So after perusing my Dad’s old yearbook, we discovered this:

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DEM PANTS THO.

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Enjoy this little beauty tumblr friends.

that gif can never be used again because the pinnacle has been reached


50 SHADES OF IM FUCKING BORED
1. What is your best friends name?
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
3. What are you listening to right now?
4. Whats your favorite number?
5. What was the last thing you ate?
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
7. How is the weather right now?
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
10. Do you have a significant other?
11. Favorite TV show?
12. Siblings?
13. Height?
14. Hair color?
15. Eye Color?
16. Do you wear contacts?
17. Favorite Holiday?
18. Month?
19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
20. What was the last movie you watched?
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
24. Hugs or Kisses?
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
29. What books are you reading?
30. Piercings?
31. Favorite movies?
32. Favorite football Team?
33. What are you doing right now?
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
37. Dogs or cats?
38. Favorite flower?
39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
41. Have you ever loved someone?
42. Who would you like to see right now?
43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
48. Are you missing someone?
49. Do you have a tattoo?
50. Anybody on Tumblr that you'd go on a date with?

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